S-M-I-L-E A WHILE !!!
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Two friends were camping when suddenly, one of then fell to the floor. His eyes then rolled to the back of his head.
His friend, in panic, dialled 911. "I think my friend is dead. He fell to the floor and I don't think he's breathing."
The operator in a calm voive then said, "Okay, I can help you. But first, let's make sure he's dead."
There was a pause and then a loug BANG was heard. The man came back on the phone breathing hard, "Okay, now what?" |
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Com'on guys!!
I know you've got one or two jokes up your sleeves.
Let's hear them and turn these frowns up-side-down and show some "teeths".
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This guy gets a ticket from his boss to go the Superbowl. He's thrilled, but the seat is way up in the "nose-bleed" (high altitude) section of the stands.
He's watching the game, but sees an open seat just three rows up off the field, just about centre of the field. He tells himself that if it's still empty at half-time, he'll make his way down there and take it.
Half-time comes, and he fights through the crowd, and takes the empty seat. He asks the oler gentleman in the next seat, "Who gets a ticket to the superbowl and doesn't come? That's crazy!" The old guy says, "Well, if you msut know, it's my other seat. Every year my wife and I came together. This is my first year without her since she died."
The young guy apologises and offers his condolences, and they continue watching the game. Finally the young guy speaks up: "I hope this isn't rude, but you couldn't find anyone to come to the game and take the other seat? A friend, family member, or a neighbour? No one?"
The old man slowly shook his head and said, "No, I tried, but they're all at the funeral."
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